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| rahul is too fun |
[19 Feb 2005|01:44pm] |
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the sasha doll: you should come to drag ball tonight at mt holyoke
rb20661: im at home and im too scared to go to a drag ball
the sasha doll: that's 'cause you're a gay homosexual
rb20661: are you fucking kidding me?
rb20661: last time i checked
rb20661: i liked women
rb20661: still do
rb20661: so
rb20661: you must be wrong
rb20661: i gotta go
rb20661: later
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[10 Jan 2005|09:00pm] |
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alright. i have reached the conclusion that blugrass makes no sense. you play me a tune real slow and say "play this, this is the tune we're learning." so i play back everything you play and yet, somehow i'm wrong. because when you speed it up and play the tune for real, you play notes that aren't actually in the tune you played first! what's goin' on here? give me back my sheet music!
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| つまらないです。。。 |
[20 Dec 2004|03:24pm] |
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さむいですね！
明日は火曜日です。うちに来ます。あまり かぞくに あいますからワクワクします。メガンさんは、私の まちの ちかくに すんだいますから メガンさんと うちへ うんてんします。マウントホリヨークだいがくから アクトンまで くるまで 二時間ぐらい かかりますが くるまで おんがくを ききます。そして メガンは、とても やさしくて おもしろいです。
お金は ありませんから 今年の ふゆやすみには アルバイトをしたいです。そして、クリスさんは、私の ともだちです。とても おもしろいですから お正月には、ニューヨークで こちらに あいたいです。
今、一週間に三ど うんどうを しますが うちに たいいくかんは ありません。
マサチューセツで ともだちに あいたいです！
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[17 Dec 2004|03:28pm] |
things i hate:
-multiple choice tests
-linear algebra
-take-home tests
-take-home linear algebra tests
-when your linear algebra teacher messes up a question on your test such that the problem is not solvable but you can't ask her about it except through email because it's a take-home test (quick hint: if you want us to work with a parallelogram, make sure all the opposite lines are actually parallel!)
-my entire dorm for making so much noise everywhere in the building that i could not sleep anywhere until after three am and then i had to wake up at eight to take a final exam
-linear algebra
-people who irritate me when i'm grouchy
-jessi, for being 68% correct: an embarrassing victory over my pitiful 32%
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| i love physics! |
[14 Dec 2004|10:10pm] |
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oh my god oh my god! i just got my physics club teeshirt today!
on the front, it says: "first, we assume a spherical cow of radius r and an equal distribution of milk..."
and the back there's a picture of a spherical cow!!! (and then it says mount holyoke society of physics students blablabla)
this is my favorite mount holyoke shirt EVER!!!
and i almost forgot, i also got a physics club canvas bag! there is a drawing of a line of penguins all attached with rope. each section of rope is labeled with its tension and the weight of the penguins (in newtons) is written as well. it rules!
i will post photos later if i feel like it. but y'all should just trust me that this is one stylin' MoHo.
and morgan, who is currently lying in my bed, as usual, just told me that her russian teacher has a hedgehog. now she's wearing my gloves and scarf and prancing around the room saying, "hello, my name is sasha" in russian.
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| ahh, thanksgiving with the family... |
[25 Nov 2004|07:41pm] |
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right now, i would like to say that i am thankful for my slightly senile and extremely hilarious grandfather. this is the one who insists upon calling my little brother "lucifer." and this is always, he never calls him luke (his real name). "lucifer, go downstairs and bring up some sparkling cider."
next, after dinner, we all make coffee and my mother puts vanilla ice cream on the table. i swear i am not making this up. my grandfather takes a spoonful of the ice cream and proceeds to put it into his coffee. before he finishes, i try to stop him, saying "grandpa, grandpa! stop, don't do that!" but he just looks up at me and says "what is the matter with you?!"
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| complaining about and acting in responce to l-j drama is a great way to add to it. |
[24 Nov 2004|12:50pm] |
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on that note, i'm going to un-friends-only my journal for the same reason i friends-onlied it in the first place: to be a total jerk.
right now i am so so so happy that my brother plays guitar. last night, we played eleanor rigby together! i swear, playing eleanor rigby on violin is one of the most moving and insanely AMAZING experiences i ever had, especially with the acoustic guitar playing with me. what's really amazing is that, while i totally suck at sight-reading, i was able to not only sight read this piece, but i played it well the first time through. i just sort of read the notes and moved the bow and it was like the piece played itself through me. my whole body was moving and i was so into it that i don't even think i was controlling the instrument. it was insane. gah! amazing!
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| i'm gonna be in a band!!! |
[22 Nov 2004|11:57am] |
well, since my subject has already revealed the bulk of this entry, i don't have much else to say.
shout outs to liz, for taking me off her friends' page. i love you too, liz!
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| oh my fuck, she's updating her journal |
[24 Oct 2004|03:33pm] |
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today i was walking back from the library and i saw a girl from behind. she was short, she wore khaki pants with an olive green sweater and she had long, wavy blonde hair. she looked just like jenn! i miss jenn.
also, i joined the physics club. the physics club rocks! it's teh s3x. what are you waiting for, loser?
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| does this fur make my butt look big? |
[03 Sep 2004|09:04am] |
when i put in age "17," it gave me a picture that simply wouldn't load. however, since it is the beginning of september, i am almost exactly 17 3/4, or, in a more mathematically appropriate form, i am 71/4 years old.
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[01 Sep 2004|09:02pm] |
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so i have now decided to make this a friends only journal in order to make myself feel important.
i'll add anyone who seems fun or has something to say, but i'm afraid i will have to exclude all persons who fit into any of the categories in the following list:
conservatives
scenesters
people who constantly quote bright eyes lyrics (or ever, really)
annoying vegans/vegetarians (the non-annoying ones are okay)
anyone who embraces the "zero-carb diet"
possessors of lawn ornaments
admirers of thomas kinkade
people who put the ice cube tray back in the freezer with only two or fewer goddamn ice cubes left
people who would look at my scrubs and ask any of the following questions:
"is your dad a doctor?"
"is your mom a nurse?"
"wow! are those real hospital laundry or did you get them at abercrombie or something?"
anyone who has a vanity plate on his or her vehicle
people who pronounce the word "guillotine" as "gill-a-teen"
anyone who uses the phrase "i hate to break it to ya, hun" without being facetious
everyone who voted for ralph nader
people who think the matrix was deep
people who change the way they spell their names to something annoying such as changing "amy" to "ami"
people who use the f-word in every sentence
fans of creed
anyone who would call me anorexic just because i'm thin
white guys who wear fubu
people who think cheer-leading is a sport
oh yeah, and homophobic people, racists, sexists, misogynists, mean people, bigots bla bla bla bla bla
lastly, anyone who can correctly answer the question "what's new?" or the question "how much do you hate the romans?" is automatically added unless he or she fits into one of the above listed categories.
finally, by popular demand i have been asked to remove "republicans" from the list of "no" categories. however, george bush, junior or senior, can rest assure that he will never earn a coveted spot on my friends page. or any spot at all for that matter, coveted or otherwise.
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[31 Aug 2004|10:32pm] |
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ahahahahahahahahaha! oh, twenty two-zip. remember this night, kids.
cleveland rocks!
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| teh mus!xxor5 |
[29 Aug 2004|05:21pm] |
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it appears that i have a performance on tuesday night. i'm
going to be playing violin during dinner at the assisted living where i
work.
i already picked out the two pieces i think i'm going to play. the
first one is a seitz concerto. it's a kinda beginner piece but it
sounds impressive and it's very cute and flirtatious and fun to play.
the other is eine kleine nachtmusik. (a cliché, yes, but who asked you,
jerk!)
also, thanks again to |-|4XX0r5 1!/\/(01/\/, i can post these most recent recordings:
Handel: Sonata No. 3, Largo
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Rameau: Gavotte I
actually, upon a second listen, the rameau sounds pretty awful.
however, i feel that this particular composer is far too busy being
dead to worry about my butchering his piece.
also, if the day you read this entry happens to be wednesday the fourth
of september, year two thousand and four, then the links are not going
to work because lincoln's computer will be turned off. try it again
tomorrow.
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| bon apetite? |
[27 Aug 2004|07:01pm] |
so, in my weakened and vegetative condition, i found myself...dare i say it...watching cooking shows with my mother (!)
this particular show, however, struck me as a bit ~ahem~ dodgy.
first, our "chef" was the exotic-super-model-twenty-one-year-old-with-long-wavy-brown-hair-and-fancy-fashionable-clothes type. in addition, about every other sentence contained the word "hot" or "spicy." then, at one point, as she is seasoning her chicken, she announces "well, i have breasts and i have thighs..."
bah! julia child would be horrified. child charmed her audiences with her scintillating personality, not an array of revealing clothing paired with dodgy, suggestive dialog.
it's the drugs, i swear. i'll be all better by next week.
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| jet cubs |
[24 Aug 2004|10:57am] |
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so today i learned some important things:
1. when you rearrange the letters of my full name, alexandra elisabeth witthoft, you get: "radiant fox saw the lethal bite"
and,
2. when you rearrange the letters of my full name, you also get: "taoist hand fix the heartbeat well"
however, when you rearrange the letters in only my first and last name, you get: "fox lit raw TNT ahead"
i wonder what this all means...
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| i lost all my wisdom [teeth]! |
[23 Aug 2004|08:01pm] |
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so, i got my wisdom teeth pulled, and, thanks to the anesthetics, i got
home and couldn't stop sobbing. also, the following is a rough
diagram of my face:
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in fact, it isn't really that swollen, but it felt like it was when i first got home.
i feel better now and the left side of my face is less swollen that the right. that means the violin gods smile on me. ^_^
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| no good deed goes unpunished |
[21 Aug 2004|11:27pm] |
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so, after i returned the six hundred and fifty dollar pay check, i
really cannot say that i felt better. yeah, maybe i'm being honest, but
now i am six hundred and fifty dollars poorer. damn bookkeeper. what a
tease.
i suppose the following image will describe my face very nicely at this moment in time:
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oh my goodness! what happened to my nose? grandpa must have forgotten to give it back all those years ago!
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| what's nu |
[20 Aug 2004|10:19am] |
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i would like to use this space to marvel at an image that i just created with my keyboard:
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</ 3
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(it's a heart with an arrow going through it.)
by the way, for those of you who would like to venture into the depths of my past, you can look at my previous journal, the_sasha_doll. (i promise to stop switching the name!)
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